So my mom sent me this joke. I just had to share it.
Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods of Missouri, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called out
to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up. Don't set it down. There's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern. It seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. . .
'You reckon it might be the light that 's attractin' 'em?'.
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